week 1

[vicedirector]

seven vices week 1 ♫ monday - thursday Monday morning begins just like the rest, slow and uneasy. At 12pm, every television will go off with its usual bout of static, followed by a calm, albeit disinterested, voice. "Please gather in the hotel lobby within the next hour." That's all that it says before the televisions turn off. Anyone not in their rooms will hear the voice echoing around them as if through a speaker system, although there are (still) no speakers present. Curiously, anyone who has spoken with Miata for any period of time during the past week will notice that the voice coming from the television and her own do not match up. Come Tuesday, the footsteps around the void will begin drifting away from it. The pitter-patter of feet can be heard when standing outside the clinic and chapel as well. On top of the food that was added to the kitchen last week, spaghetti noodles and tomato sauce is now available. You're welcome, Papyrus. >Mingle? This is Week 1's mingle log, covering Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday. Investigations will go up on Friday. When posting toplevels, specify the time and location. If you plan on having any private conversations between characters, remember to let us know in the post linked below. cast setting rulebook profiles private conversations

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[friendboned]

[WHAT'S THIS....? TIME IS GOING BE INSANELY SLOWLY??? EVERYTHING IS TAKING FOREVER? PAPYRUS IS.....]

[...PERFECTLY FINE WITH THIS!!!]

WOWIE! NOW ALL THE HUMANS AND UNDYNE GET TO SPEND WAY MORE TIME WITH ME!!!

[But wait, wasn't this a plan to get to murder people???]

IS YOUR PLAN FOR THE HUMANS TO DIE OF FUN??

[detanimetion]

YEAH!! We're gonna murder everyone with FUN!!

[wait no?] I mean not literally! We're gonna ALMOST murder everyone with fun! [there fixed it]

[friendboned]

[well honestly this is a step up as far as Undyne is concerned]

NYEH HEH HEH HEH! WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO MAKE DANGEROUSLY FUN PUZZLES....

BUT NOT TOO DANGEROUS!!! JUST ENOUGH DEADLY SPIKES FOR THE HUMANS TO LOVE IT!!

[detanimetion]

[well yeah, if she kills someone and gets caught then who's gonna protect papyrus? not sans, that guy is weaksauce.]

They'll be just dangerously fun enough to cause everyone to puke! It's gonna be a blast!

[friendboned]

[That's because Undyne is the best]

[And Sans is a lazybones]

IS PUKING A HUMAN SIGN OF FUN??

[Maybe they puke when they're so overwhelmed with happiness to be in his presence?? But, as much as he may find Undyne's ideas of fun... questionable... this is the right energy!!]

UNDYNE!! DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE HUMANS??

[detanimetion]

I have no idea, but it's MY sign of fun! [and that is clearly all that matters!!]

Ugh, no waaaaay!! Just because I've got one human friend now doesn't mean I want to go hold hands and do sappy stuff with all of them! Besides, I haven't even cooked with any of them yet. [except Gilbert, but he's also like super old so he's probably not human anyway???]

1/2

[friendboned]

......

[friendboned]

I SUPPOSE... MAKING FRIENDS WITH ALL THOSE HUMANS... WOULD BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU!!

[detanimetion]

[Come on Papyrus, do you really think she's stupid enough to fall for the same trick twice.]

WHAT?!? Nothing's too difficult for me! I'll show you! I'm not just gonna befriend the humans here, I'M GONNA BECOME BESTIES WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!

[friendboned]

[PAPYRUS WINS.... AGAIN??]

I BET MAKING SPAGHETTI FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME).... WOULD BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU!!!

[detanimetion]

I'LL FILL THIS ENTIRE TOWN WITH SPAGHETTI!!

[Waaaaait a minute, something feels off here...] Hey! [Hooking her arm around Papyrus's neck and dragging him in.] This better not be your way of trying to worm out of cooking lessons!

[thebonezone]

maybe she's planning to put the fun in funeral.

[now he is not even trying]

[friendboned]

SANS!!!!

[WHY]

I CHANGED MY MIND, I DON'T WANT AN ETERNITY OF TERRIBLE JOKES!!

[thebonezone]

sorry, bro. am i... grinding your gears?

[friendboned]

SOMEBODY FIX THE TIME!!!

[thebonezone]

they got all the time in the world to do it.

[friendboned]

[so it looks like the murder and murder victim are already decided....]

THIS IS THE WORST KIDNAPPING EVER!!

[thebonezone]

[:D]

aw, bro. is it giving you a hard time?

[friendboned]

I'M LEAVING!!!

[literally starts twirling out of the room]

[in slow motion]

[why?? because]

[thebonezone]

[watches him goooooo....]

[createdamonster]

Or less time, depending on your perspective. It's bound to make someone get nauseous, if nothing else...