[ Look, Roxy has never seen a playground in person but she at least knows what it is. She watches the wizard poke at things and it takes a moment to realize that wow. The space wizard is so nerdy he doesn't even know how to play.
This needs to be fixed.
... Except, shit, how do people actually play on this stuff? Especially teenagers bigger than your average toddler or elementary school kid. This shit does not look kid-safe?? They're all going to end up with splinters. ]
Wanna teet or tot? Er, tet or tot. Teet or toot? ... Teeter or totter.
tuesday
This needs to be fixed.
... Except, shit, how do people actually play on this stuff? Especially teenagers bigger than your average toddler or elementary school kid. This shit does not look kid-safe?? They're all going to end up with splinters. ]
Wanna teet or tot? Er, tet or tot. Teet or toot? ... Teeter or totter.
[ Gestures to the "shitty catapult". ]