week 5 - day 1 trial

[vicedirector]

seven vices case 5 trial, day 1 ♫ saturday At 9AM, every television will go off, loud enough to wake anyone sleeping. The calm, apathetic voice will advise everyone to gather in the chapel for the trial. Static will continue to blare in the head of anyone dillydallying. Once all of the guests have gathered in the chapel, the doors will lock. Most of the pews have been moved aside to allow for more space, and a few tables have been set up on the altar. On the first, there is an additional copy of the rulebook, and the information cards of the victim and suspects laid out, with space for the suspects to provide their whereabouts, as well as an autopsy report. There is also a large wheeled chalkboard upon which you may write theories. On the second table is a pitcher of water and some glasses, as well as very simple sandwiches and pastries. The door behind the altar has finally been unlocked. It's a rather plain room with an area set off by a folding screen. Inside, you will find a table on which the victim's body has been laid out. Next to the table, two black and white photographs have been hung on the screen. they are close ups of the victim's body, as it was found when the body discovery announcement chimed. A few sticks of incense burn in the corner to avoid any smells. At 6PM, the trial will adjourn. Everyone will be escorted back to the hotel by Miata, after which everyone is allowed to head to either the kitchen to get dinner, or to their rooms. Attempting to wander off into the other areas of the hotel will trigger the static alarms in everyone's heads/televisions. >Discuss? victim suspects VOTING cast setting rulebook

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this is entirely unimportant

[brawlhalla]

[ once they're back from bill's room, astrid has some VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION no but she looks a little exasperated and marches over to Bill. ]

Do you ever eat anything besides candy? Also, have you ever brushed your teeth.

[ The question is emphasized by her hands on her hips as she leans in, fully prepared to read him a riot act on EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGGIES she may or may not be sidetracked... ]

[billarious]

[Whoa whoa whoa hey there pretty lady! What's that look for, huh?]

Well sure! I eat the stuff in the fridge at least once a day. I'll eat the free breakfast too!

[Sure, some of the "stuff in the fridge" may be referring to things like...raw products that should be cooked first, taking sips out of sauce bottles like they're drinks (and then quickly regretting it), and so on, but vegetables are included in there!]

I'm not sure what brushing my teeth is so I don't think so?

[brawlhalla]

I...

[ oh my god? ]

Why do you have a potato in your bed? Also, we are having teeth-brushing lessons immediately post-trial. Oh my gods.

[ HOW ARE YOU REAL ]

[billarious]

I was saving that to eat for later.

[What else would you do with a potato?]

Is it like brushing your hair, by chance? Because I don't think my teeth have any hair. I'm also pretty sure human teeth don't actually grow hair. Is this some kind of prank?

[brawlhalla]

[ strangled noise ]

Raw? You were going to just...eat it like a fruit?

[ ARE YOU REAL ]

No, it's not - well, I guess kind of, except brushing your teeth gets all the food and gunk off it. So they don't fall out. As much.

[ hey they have dragon dentists for some reason in httyd ]

Which they do if they rot because you just leave them. Doesn't your mouth taste a little weird?

[billarious]

Well yeah! Potatoes are pretty good that way. [He couldn't cook it even if he wanted to, he has no idea how to cook.]

Ohhh so you're cleaning your teeth then! Why do you call it brushing? And I guess so, yeah. [He actually needs to pause and run his tongue over his teeth and around his mouth. And then he nods. Yup, tastes weird!]

[brawlhalla]

[ i mean...it's not like astrid could cook it any better than him lmfao SHE CAN'T COOK stop being a hypocrite astrid

at least she brushes her teeth, though ]

It's just what they call it. You use - you know your toothbrush? The tiny brush in the bathroom?

[ do you know what this is LORD ]

[billarious]

[Hypocrite!!!!]

The tiny brush...oh yeah, that thing! I remember that thing.

[It's currently in his sink, under some of the other crap that is also in his sink...]

Okay, the name makes more sense now. Tiny brush used to clean teeth, calling it "brushing your teeth", haha humans are so clever.

[No, they aren't.]

[brawlhalla]

We'll...look, we should be done soon for the night, I'll come back and explain it better, okay?

[ YOU WILL HAVE CLEAN MINTY BREATH and orders to brush once in the morning and once at night. although idk your room is a disaster of activities, maybe bill will find it fun and his next alibi will have him brushing his teeth every fifteen minutes. ]

[billarious]

Okay! I'll be waitin' for ya'!

[ 1am ~ 2am - Brushed my teeth.

It will probably happen.]

[brawlhalla]

[ BILL PLEASE??????????????? ]