week 4 - trial; day 1

[vicedirector]

seven vices case 4 trial, day 1 ♫ saturday At 9AM, every television will go off, loud enough to wake anyone sleeping. The calm, apathetic voice will advise everyone to gather in the chapel for the trial. Static will continue to blare in the head of anyone dillydallying. Once all of the guests have gathered in the chapel, the doors will lock. Most of the pews have been moved aside to allow for more space, and a few tables have been set up on the altar. On the first, there is an additional copy of the rulebook, and the information cards of the victim and suspects laid out, with space for the suspects to provide their whereabouts, as well as an autopsy report. There is also a large wheeled chalkboard upon which you may write theories. On the second table is a pitcher of water and some glasses, as well as very simple sandwiches and pastries. The door behind the altar has finally been unlocked. It's a rather plain room with an area set off by a folding screen. Inside, you will find a table on which the victim's body has been laid out. Next to the table, two black and white photographs have been hung on the screen. they are close ups of the victim's body, as it was found when the body discovery announcement chimed. A few sticks of incense burn in the corner to avoid any smells. At 6PM, the trial will adjourn. Everyone will be escorted back to the hotel by Miata, after which everyone is allowed to head to either the kitchen to get dinner, or to their rooms. Attempting to wander off into the other areas of the hotel will trigger the static alarms in everyone's heads/televisions. >Discuss? victim   suspects      cast setting rulebook

Comments

[herbgrace]

Even though he doesn't sleep? [Lithuania is genuinely curious. How do you guys even work.]

[thebonezone]

it's more of a habit than anything else. he actually slept through the night when he was a baby bones.

[skeletons... can age... apparently...]

[herbgrace]

[Oh, right, Sans is the older one.] Was he a small skeleton? Like how a human child is small? Or--how young animals are small, if you don't know how human children look. [Please know about one of these two things.]

[thebonezone]

you having trouble with the whole baby bones concept, lady? it's pretty straightforward. it's probably hard to imagine my bro that short, though, i get it.

[yes that's clearly the problem here]

[herbgrace]

I-I'm sorry if I'm being rude! I just don't understand how monsters work, that's all. [Lithuania is taking this more seriously than she should, but that's how she rolls.]

[thebonezone]

nah, it's cool. if you want the answer to that one though, it's real simple.

[...he doesn't say it, though]

[herbgrace]

The answer to how monsters work? [Or to Papyrus being tiny? She thinks she gets that, at least.]

[thebonezone]

yep. it works for all monsters. ghosts, fish, goats, skeletons, lizards, dogs, cats, boss, fire, killer robots... even jerry.

[this list makes no sense.]

[herbgrace]

Jerry? [Isn't that just a name...]

[thebonezone]

everyone knows jerry.

[herbgrace]

Is that a type of monster or a specific--wait, did you say fire is a monster?

[thebonezone]

there's more than one fire monster, but yeah. they've even got names and everything.

[herbgrace]

Your society must be very interesting. [And potentially chaotic.]

[thebonezone]

nah, the underground's pretty boring, actually. some people have even called it.. repetitive.

[filed under inside jokes sans has with himself]

[herbgrace]

[At least Lithuania won't have to feel bad for that joke going over her head.] Really? I suppose if it's what you grew up with anything can seem routine.

i fucking changed my mind last second lmfdsk sorry

[thebonezone]

that an' being sealed away in a cramped place, yeah.

[friendboned]

SANS!!! DON'T BRING THAT UP!! IT'S EMBARRASSING!!

[thebonezone]

sorry, bro. but i thought you were awesome in all stages of your life?

[he is the worst]

[friendboned]

[yes, yes he is.]

I AM AWESOME!!!

BUT IT'S.... FAR TOO AWESOME FOR HUMAN EARS!!! THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE AWESOME.

[thebonezone]

that's fair... though, i think as a baby bones, you were more awwsome than awesome.

[THATS NOT EVEN A PUN]

[friendboned]

[well, he is very cute.... AT ALL TIMES]

THAT WASN'T EVEN A PUN!!!!

[thebonezone]

don't worry. i think you're awwsome all the time.

1/2

[friendboned]

THAT'S STILL NOT A PUN!!!

[friendboned]

BUT I AM AWESOME ALL THE TIME. AND AWWSOME!!

[thebonezone]

the double aws. you're awing everybody.