week 4 - trial; day 1

[vicedirector]

seven vices case 4 trial, day 1 ♫ saturday At 9AM, every television will go off, loud enough to wake anyone sleeping. The calm, apathetic voice will advise everyone to gather in the chapel for the trial. Static will continue to blare in the head of anyone dillydallying. Once all of the guests have gathered in the chapel, the doors will lock. Most of the pews have been moved aside to allow for more space, and a few tables have been set up on the altar. On the first, there is an additional copy of the rulebook, and the information cards of the victim and suspects laid out, with space for the suspects to provide their whereabouts, as well as an autopsy report. There is also a large wheeled chalkboard upon which you may write theories. On the second table is a pitcher of water and some glasses, as well as very simple sandwiches and pastries. The door behind the altar has finally been unlocked. It's a rather plain room with an area set off by a folding screen. Inside, you will find a table on which the victim's body has been laid out. Next to the table, two black and white photographs have been hung on the screen. they are close ups of the victim's body, as it was found when the body discovery announcement chimed. A few sticks of incense burn in the corner to avoid any smells. At 6PM, the trial will adjourn. Everyone will be escorted back to the hotel by Miata, after which everyone is allowed to head to either the kitchen to get dinner, or to their rooms. Attempting to wander off into the other areas of the hotel will trigger the static alarms in everyone's heads/televisions. >Discuss? victim   suspects      cast setting rulebook

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[friendboned]

[IT'S TIME FOR SOME SUPER IMPORTANT INFORMATION WITH PAPYRUS!!]

TOOTS!!! [Will Papyrus ever stop calling her that]

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS.... HAVE USED MY GENIUS INTELLECT TO LOCATE A FATAL FLAW [see what he did there]IN THIS INVESTIGATION!! A MISTAKE!!

UNDYNE IS ON THE SUSPECT LIST.... BUT THERE AREN'T ANY SPEARS ANYWHERE!!! OR SPEARED HUMANS!! OR UNDYNE POSING ON A ROOFTOP DECLARING HER KILL!!!

THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD RECTIFY THAT, IMMEDIATELY.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[vicedirector]

[ pointedly ignores him since this isn't actually a question!! ]

[friendboned]

TOOTS!!!!

[but can you ignore THIS]

[vicedirector]

[ You underestimate how annoying Marta was. Zero response. ]

[friendboned]

[JUST WALKING RIGHT OVER TO HER]

HELLO, TOOTS!! ARE YOU STRESSED? I THINK THE MURDERS AND ALSO THE MURDERS MUST BE GETTING TO YOU..... MY WORDS ARE NOT REACHING YOU!!

[vicedirector]

[ not bothering to look up from her book: ]

You're not taking over as the host. Absolutely not. Now unless you have any real questions, leave me alone.

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[vicedirector]

And stop calling me 'Toots'!

[friendboned]

OH?? DO HUMANS LIKE TO BE CALLED THINGS OTHER THAN THEIR NAME?

[what is he supposed to call you, if not your name, which is definitely Toots!!]

I MAY NOT BE A SEXY RECTANGLE.... BUT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT HOST!! AND I HAVE EXCELLENT HEARING... EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE ANY EARS.

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[vicedirector]

Oh my God, my name is Miata. Mee-ah-tah. Who the fuck told you Toots was my name?

[ BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ]

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[friendboned]

WHY, IT WAS THAT VERY NICE ONE-EYED GENTLEMAN....

[yep, Bill!!]

MIATA? IS TOOTS A SUBSPECIES OF HUMAN? WAS HE MISTAKEN??

[billarious]

[Double pistol and a wink (blink?) from his seat in the chapel.]

[herbgrace]

[Why...] I'm sorry again, Miata.

[thebonezone]

good point, bro.

["sans stop indulging your brother" who is he indulging he 100% believes this]

[friendboned]

OF COURSE IT IS!! I THOUGHT OF IT!!

[billarious]

Toots really isn't on the ball this week is she?

[Mostly just here because the precious skeleton calling her "Toots" is probably his favorite thing ever.]

[friendboned]

[hello yellow friend who isn't sinister at all, please keep encouraging him to do brilliant things]

TOOTS MUST BE UNDER A LOT OF STRESS..... WITH THE MURDER... AND ALSO, THE MURDER.

PERHAPS I SHOULD LEAD THE INVESTIGATION.

[billarious]

She must be. Poor broad probably needs a rest! I think you leading the investigation is a great idea, and would probably be a real help. Especially with that bright outlook of yours. Obviously innocent people wouldn't end up on the suspect list then! [High five blind faith brigade?]

[friendboned]

NYEH HEH HEH!! WITH I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS AS THE HOST... THE MURDERS WOULD CEASE!! THE GLAMOUR WOULD INCREASE! I....

I'VE WATCHED METTATON'S SHOW.

[billarious]

Glamour you say? This is something I can get behind, one hundred percent! Can't say I'm familiar with this show you're speaking of though.

[detanimetion]

[Papyrus...you are truly the greatest bff a monster could ask for.]

Aww, it's okay, Papyrus! Putting me on there just makes it easier to catch the killer because now there's less people to pick from!

[friendboned]

[#Save BFF 2016]

[But he hasn't considered it that way!!]

PERHAPS TOOTS WAS TRYING TO HELP US WITH THE INVESTIGATION.... BY NARROWING IT DOWN BY ONE SUSPECT.

[detanimetion]

If she really wanted to help us, she'd just tell us who the killer is. Or better yet, bring down the barrier so we can leave this stupid town!! [SORRY BUT SHE IS ALL ABOARD THE MIATA HATE TRAIN]

[herbgrace]

I'm sure she would if she was able to. [Just hopping in here to defend Miata it's fine.]

[detanimetion]

Why wouldn't she be able to?! She clearly knows a lot more than she's telling us, she could at least give us a few hints on how to get out of here!

[herbgrace]

Whoever she's speaking for could be threatening any number of things.