week 4 - trial; day 1

[vicedirector]

seven vices case 4 trial, day 1 ♫ saturday At 9AM, every television will go off, loud enough to wake anyone sleeping. The calm, apathetic voice will advise everyone to gather in the chapel for the trial. Static will continue to blare in the head of anyone dillydallying. Once all of the guests have gathered in the chapel, the doors will lock. Most of the pews have been moved aside to allow for more space, and a few tables have been set up on the altar. On the first, there is an additional copy of the rulebook, and the information cards of the victim and suspects laid out, with space for the suspects to provide their whereabouts, as well as an autopsy report. There is also a large wheeled chalkboard upon which you may write theories. On the second table is a pitcher of water and some glasses, as well as very simple sandwiches and pastries. The door behind the altar has finally been unlocked. It's a rather plain room with an area set off by a folding screen. Inside, you will find a table on which the victim's body has been laid out. Next to the table, two black and white photographs have been hung on the screen. they are close ups of the victim's body, as it was found when the body discovery announcement chimed. A few sticks of incense burn in the corner to avoid any smells. At 6PM, the trial will adjourn. Everyone will be escorted back to the hotel by Miata, after which everyone is allowed to head to either the kitchen to get dinner, or to their rooms. Attempting to wander off into the other areas of the hotel will trigger the static alarms in everyone's heads/televisions. >Discuss? victim   suspects      cast setting rulebook

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[herbgrace]

[Swords are Important.]

[sobowtor]

[THE NATION OF POLAND IS ALSO IMPORTANT??]

[herbgrace]

[They're divorced.]

[sobowtor]

[SEPARATED.]

[herbgrace]

1/2

[sobowtor]

...

2/2

[sobowtor]

So do you think if you and I had a baby it'd look like exactly Miata or...?

[herbgrace]

Poland!

[sobowtor]

What?

You don't think she looks like us?

[herbgrace]

We're in the middle of a trial!

[sobowtor]

I barely saw her all week, I just noticed now.

[dhaosu]

[ what is going on here ]

[muties]

[ tilts head holy shit

poland and lith's baby WOULD look like miata

HAVE WE DISCOVERED MIATA'S TRU ORIGINS... ]

[dereban]

[ snickers in the background, god ]

[vicedirector]

[ oh come on

she literally starts coughing in surprise from the back of the church ]

[herbgrace]

[]

I'm so sorry for Poland, Miata.

[sobowtor]

[]

Don't apologize for me, she won't respect me as her mother anymore!

[vicedirector]

You look nothing like my mother.

[ Even if she also had short blonde hair but that's besides the point! ]

[herbgrace]

[Lithuania is burying her face in her hands.]

[vicedirector]

What? We're all blonde in my family so there's nothing for you to worry about.

[ miata you are not making this any better ]

[herbgrace]

That's not--that's not the point! [Miataaa]

[sobowtor]

Well if you want to talk about the birds and the bees.

Or the birds and birds. Or bees and bees.

My door is always open.

[herbgrace]

You're not allowed to talk to her about things like that! [Miata is not her child but Miata is her citizen! Okay, that's kind of like being her child. But it's different!]

[vicedirector]

[ she basically does the Excalibur Face here ]

No thanks. You're like a weird cousin or something at this point; that's nasty.

[sobowtor]

Okay well if you want to talk about anything then, apparently we're practically family.