...

[He doesn't really want to do this, but this goes in the same vein of making Break strip down to his dingle dongle that one time. If he were a culprit, he'd absolutely hide evidence in the place where people might not look. So yeah, he'll open the letter to Alphys, too. Because he's kind of a jerk when it comes to looking at things that might be evidence?]

Some papers, mostly. I think he wrote a... really terrible story about bees. A letter to Undyne and someone named, uh... Al...fist?

[He's trying so hard.]

Alphys.