week 0 - introduction

[vicedirector]

seven vices introduction ♫ monday At promptly 9AM Monday morning, every television in the hotel turns on. For a moment, static blares loud enough to wake anyone still sleeping, but it quickly fades out into a patternless gray image. After a few seconds of silence, a woman begins speaking. "Good morning. Thank you for waiting so patiently the past two days." Her voice is soft and easy on the ears, albeit a little flat and monotone. "If you would please gather in the chapel within the next half hour, we will be happy to provide you with answers pertaining to the current situation." Anyone not in their rooms will hear the voice echoing throughout the town as if via speaker system, though there are no actual speakers visible. Those who purposefully dawdle and delay going to the chapel will be subjected to their alarm clocks going off until they get up and leave. Upon entering the chapel, everyone will find that candles have been lit, and a small table with various pastries, simple sandwiches, and juices has been set up in front of the altar. More importantly, though, are the 36 booklets placed on the pews. Curiously, they contain photos and profiles of everyone in the town--some with startling details. There are also a few blank pages near the end. After the last person enters, the doors lock. The chapel is tiny, and very much cramped with 36 people inside, though the pews are still numerous enough to accommodate everyone--just barely. But you may as well get comfy, because it won't be another half-hour until someone shows up. >Mingle? This is another open mingle for the beginning of the plot. NPC interaction will come later in the day. setting profiles

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[stupidly]

[This is why she's in with the Pride Shonens?!]

Don't sound so happy about it!! I'm just there to make sure you don't burn down the kitchen—!

[detanimetion]

It's totally fine! I have plenty of experience with burning down kitchens, I know exactly what to do! [so reassuring...]

And hey! If you have any more tips about cooking, I can teach them to Papyrus too! [That's right, Undyne has a cooking student. Her student's worse at cooking than she is.]

[stupidly]

That's the opposite of what you're supposed to do! You don't burn the kitchen down!!

[Why is this happening... AND WHY DOES UNDYNE HAVE A STUDENT?! He feels bad for Papyrus, whoever that is. His opinion will probably change as soon as he sees Papyrus in action in the kitchen.]

I have a few tips, but I'll be there when you pass those on. Otherwise, they're just going to end up with burnt bacon and broken pans, too.

[detanimetion]

Oh my god, stop being such a weenie!! A little fire can be good for you!

[narrowing her eyes and suddenly LOOMING OVER GILBERT with her face TWO INCHES FROM HIS] Why? Are you trying to get closer to him by bonding with him over cooking? So you can take advantage of his trust and do something dastardly later? WELL, IT WON'T WORK!

[stupidly]

I'm serious! Don't burn down the kitchen!!

[GOD SUDDENLY A FISH UP IN HIS FACE. He takes a step back, but his expression basically says "I don't know whether to be confused or offended."]

Wh— I just said why! It's because you don't even know how to cook bacon.