...wait, seriously? [She hadn't really expected Break to agree...which is bad news for her, since she hasn't exactly memorized the book or anything. BUT WHATEVER, HER PRIDE IS ON THE LINE. Off=the-cuff it is.]
Um...okay! Once upon a time, in a magical forest, there lived a fluffy...old man. He was the most popular old man in the entire forest and everyone was friends with him because he was so cool and handsome and made spaghet--made weird dolls for all of his friends. The forest was super peaceful and every day the creatures who lived there would play together and frolick through the fields. In other words, it was boring as shit.
Because of this, one day Mr. Fluffy Old Man decided to go on an adventure! He packed a basket full of goodies and hoppity-skipped down the forest path - but instead of following it to the Meadow of Sunshine and Flowers like usual, he ventured off it for the first time and headed deeper into the forest where he had never gone before. As the trees grew thicker and the forest grew darker, he saw...uh, he heard a rustling noise in the bushes.
"Is someone there?" he called out. When no one answered, he shuffled closer to the bushes, peeking--listening in cautiously, when...SURPRISE! It was his friend, the...uh...
i can't believe you're actually making me do this
Um...okay! Once upon a time, in a magical forest, there lived a fluffy...old man. He was the most popular old man in the entire forest and everyone was friends with him because he was so cool and handsome and made spaghet--made weird dolls for all of his friends. The forest was super peaceful and every day the creatures who lived there would play together and frolick through the fields. In other words, it was boring as shit.
Because of this, one day Mr. Fluffy Old Man decided to go on an adventure! He packed a basket full of goodies and hoppity-skipped down the forest path - but instead of following it to the Meadow of Sunshine and Flowers like usual, he ventured off it for the first time and headed deeper into the forest where he had never gone before. As the trees grew thicker and the forest grew darker, he saw...uh, he heard a rustling noise in the bushes.
"Is someone there?" he called out. When no one answered, he shuffled closer to the bushes, peeking--listening in cautiously, when...SURPRISE! It was his friend, the...uh...
The Blue-Eyes White Dragon! [save her]