[You're going to need a shovel, at the very least if you want to uncover his neglected sense of humor. It's buried pretty deep, but it's there! And it really needs to be put to more use.]

[But how the hell did you manage to get into a fight with Urashima of all people, Poland? That's what Faize wants to know.]

Yea, those three seem unlikely or impossible. [Unless it really IS a ghost. Morrigan the breakfast witch ghost.] And I assume if it were Lithuania, she would simply give it to you instead of leaving it outside your door, correct?