[ Points for trying to watch it, anyway. Who're those dead kids, one wonders. ]

I've already got a rough draft of just that.

[ Taps notebook. There is no such draft BUT THERE REALLY SHOULD BE. ]

Was thinkin' of it. Maybe like, try and see which crappy thing belongs to who, y'know? Total up who's got the most crappy, see if it helps when... well.

[ when some ahole inevitability murders someone later this week ]