[Look, he's sorry he is a pure-hearted nerd with too much compassion for a single human body to contain. He'll try to keep it to himself from now on!]

Is this town...truly as abandoned as it seems? Though I know not the reason, everything I see here indicates that no one has lived here in quite some time. However...I met your younger sister last week. And I couldn't help but notice certain...inconsistencies in her statements.