[ After the schoolhouse party does what it does best, all televisions in the hotel will turn on to static, waking up anyone still asleep. The calm, apathetic voice begins speaking: ]
A crime has been committed. Two people are now dead. Please rise, and investigate.
[ There's a pause. ]
Additionally, the rulebook will be updated with precautions against self-violence. Any player currently holding Key Player status or retired player status will not be permitted to engage in violence against themselves for any reason.
[ Her tone grows a bit irritated, actually, and for the first time ever, the voice addresses someone specifically: ]
We're looking at you, Mister Xerxes. Don't try it again.
DIEDAY, DIEDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON DIEDAY
A crime has been committed. Two people are now dead. Please rise, and investigate.
[ There's a pause. ]
Additionally, the rulebook will be updated with precautions against self-violence. Any player currently holding Key Player status or retired player status will not be permitted to engage in violence against themselves for any reason.
[ Her tone grows a bit irritated, actually, and for the first time ever, the voice addresses someone specifically: ]
We're looking at you, Mister Xerxes. Don't try it again.