[FINALLY, SOMEBODY OTHER THAN HIM WHO ACTUALLY READ THE PROFILES. Would you believe the number of people who have asked him for information they technically already had? It's ridiculous.]

Ah, I had a feeling this might have been a test as much as it was a way of passing time.

Clearly though, you have been looking in the wrong parts of the universe. There are mortals out there who would be able to make even quicker work of such riddles.

[Bacchus would have destroyed those in no time at all, he's sure.]