You do? Oh, I'd love to hear some of them if you don't mind! He's at that age where he doesn't really want to hang out with his own mother, so anything that could make him laugh might help me reel him back in...teenagers are so difficult, aren't they?

[She's not going to question the grin, because she's going to assume forever that a word full of skeletons is normal. You meet giant walking animals and tiny dolphin people, and, well. You stop being surprised.]