Your face isn't accurate at all!!

[and that is a filthy lie Break there is no way any normal human could possibly survive what the pandora cast has survived]

Of course! Alphys was the one who introduced me to them, and she's the Royal Scientist! She's the smartest monster in the entire Underground, she knows what she's talking about. There's no way she'd be wrong! [No, but she sure will lie to her hot crush about her weabooshit being 'history' to make her seem cooler...]