["At least she's tiny" is really the only saving grace here. Especially now that Hinata let go of Faize's wrists, which means he has a free hand with a stick in it right now that he could totally use to whack both of them but...]
[But it's Clover and she's giggling and he can't bring himself to do it. They can both just squash him flat if they want, this is fine. He accepts half death with open arms, take him now.]
[Except, no, not really. He's not quite ready to see Alisha again just yet. But apparently he is ready to laugh again. At least a little bit. Maybe it's the absurdity of the situation or maybe Clover's giggles are just infectious, whatever the reason, there are a few breathy sounds from Faize that would definitely be proper giggles if he weren't currently on the bottom of a three-teen pileup.]
Retribution, Hajime. This is what h-happens when you take sh-shortcuts.
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[But it's Clover and she's giggling and he can't bring himself to do it. They can both just squash him flat if they want, this is fine. He accepts half death with open arms, take him now.]
[Except, no, not really. He's not quite ready to see Alisha again just yet. But apparently he is ready to laugh again. At least a little bit. Maybe it's the absurdity of the situation or maybe Clover's giggles are just infectious, whatever the reason, there are a few breathy sounds from Faize that would definitely be proper giggles if he weren't currently on the bottom of a three-teen pileup.]
Retribution, Hajime. This is what h-happens when you take sh-shortcuts.