[whenever you are, wherever you are... sitting. there is a loud, sudden fart noise. if you get up, you will notice you are sitting on a whoopee cushion. sans is also there. he looks you straight in the eyes as he says:]
woah, sorry. some kind of weirdo's been putting that on people's seats.
[HE'S OBVIOUSLY THE WEIRDO???? please don't kill him]
Tuesday, Lobby, All Day
[Some of you may have noticed a bunch of "flyers" (aka pieces of blank paper with nothing to decorate them because fuck you, sans isn't an artist) advertising a "MONSTERS/UNDERGROUND Q&A IN LOBBY" in comic sans, with the short explanation under it being "because you guys have a lot of questions and assume a bunch of weird stuff".
Sans is sitting behind the front desk, the annoying dog fast asleep with a bone in his mouth next to him. He's got a bunch more papers he's writing on, though it seems irrelevant to the Q&A. It seems to involve a lot of math, some weird symbols and a lot of barely legible side notes in comic sans. it... probably makes sense to him?
Feel free to ask... anything! Or just come pet the dog.]
Wednesday, outside of Alisha's room
[there are two skeletons outside of Alisha's room, and they are making paper mache statues. one of them is a perfect likeness of Alisha, and all it needs is some paint to be a masterpiece. the other one is ...
a lump. with another lump on top of it. it's impossible to tell, but this is meant to be gilbert. sans is sweating]
no subject
[whenever you are, wherever you are... sitting. there is a loud, sudden fart noise. if you get up, you will notice you are sitting on a whoopee cushion. sans is also there. he looks you straight in the eyes as he says:]
woah, sorry. some kind of weirdo's been putting that on people's seats.
[HE'S OBVIOUSLY THE WEIRDO???? please don't kill him]
Tuesday, Lobby, All Day
[Some of you may have noticed a bunch of "flyers" (aka pieces of blank paper with nothing to decorate them because fuck you, sans isn't an artist) advertising a "MONSTERS/UNDERGROUND Q&A IN LOBBY" in comic sans, with the short explanation under it being "because you guys have a lot of questions and assume a bunch of weird stuff".
Sans is sitting behind the front desk, the annoying dog fast asleep with a bone in his mouth next to him. He's got a bunch more papers he's writing on, though it seems irrelevant to the Q&A. It seems to involve a lot of math, some weird symbols and a lot of barely legible side notes in comic sans. it... probably makes sense to him?
there is also a note with "FAQ" written on it at the front desk. here it is, in all its glory.
Feel free to ask... anything! Or just come pet the dog.]
Wednesday, outside of Alisha's room
[there are two skeletons outside of Alisha's room, and they are making paper mache statues. one of them is a perfect likeness of Alisha, and all it needs is some paint to be a masterpiece. the other one is ...
a lump. with another lump on top of it. it's impossible to tell, but this is meant to be gilbert. sans is sweating]
maybe you should've done both.
[...SORRY, GILBERT]