[ hello everyone, have a scream from dumpy to start us off and when he gets everyone's attention. ]
Okay so, I think it's Sadie. Or Charlotte. Honestly, I don't care? If she killed my friends, she can go fuck herself.
[ but that aside, let's get to work. ]
Last night, before the pool closed someone -- who, like I said I think is Sadie -- broke the pool light and left it in the water for someone in the morning to check. Miata said if it was done Thursday night, it wouldn't be cleaned up. The moment the pool doors opened, whoever slipped inside and touched the water was out. It's the easiest way to murder someone, actually. Doesn't matter who the victim is, as long as they touch the water they're gone. I know not a lot of you know how electricity works, but if the pool was left electrified from ten to six, that's enough juice to knock out the power of the entire hotel, probably even the entire block if we're sharing power lines with our neighbors.
Alisha comes downstairs with her spear because she knows it's murder night in murder town, is prepared to defend herself and gets ready to find a body. Goes to the pool, sees the mannequin in there, touches the water, she's out. Entire body fried, done. Enter Gilbert. Gilbert comes downstairs, heads to the kitchen, gets to cooking because it's Gilbert and he does weird things when he's stressed like cook or smoke or be generally weird. Probably thought the murder already happened. Maybe he ran into Alisha first and she went to check while he went to the kitchen? I don't know. Either way, something makes him head over the pool.
Gilbert catches the killer in the act. This freaks out Sadie, our killer, because so far the murder has been simple -- just fish in a barrel. She doesn't have to actually attack someone but now? Shit's different. Sadie grabs the closest weapon, Alisha's spear, there's a struggle in the lobby where Gilbert loses his hand and his head and it's all a -- a mess.
[ a pause here and actually, he doesn't want to get too into the murder. everyone knows how it went down. ]
I'm singling Sadie out for multiple reasons. She's the only one with a shitty alibi. Are you guys saying someone can't do this all while drunk? Look at the path too the record store. She could've been swaying a little as she carried that head. Plus, there's the name change? My guess? She changed her name after killing some dude to honor her serial killer father. Like father like daughter, right? Alisha's murder ties into sloth, it makes sense. Gilbert's murder ties into being a secret freak who idolizes your serial killer dad. I know plenty about idolizing murderers, this kind of reeks of it if that's the case -- especially with the record store bullshit. It's all over the top and theatric, some shitty gift to someone and if it wasn't pride trying to honor their win, it was a girl trying to honor her dad.
[ and before he finally drops the mic, some more shit: ]
If you think she's too lazy to do this, you're a fucking idiot. Anyone can do anything if they have the right motivation. [ said like a guy who really knows it. ] For everyone else -- I thought it was Undyne at first because the evidence pointed at her, but it's also out of character for her along with the alibi. Undyne wouldn't kill anyone this dishonorably. If she got rid of her honor, maybe, yeah. But it's still... weird. Astrid has a shitty alibi too but she's the same as Undyne. If she was going to kill someone, it wouldn't have been like this. She has the means, the strength, the opportunity, but it's just not who Astrid is. A murder is always going to have a hint of someone's personality in it, this doesn't stink of Astrid at all. Hinata and I? We both have rock solid alibis and also, I'd be dead if it was Gilbert. Break has had so many chances to kill me since we found Gilbert, he just would've done it. Everyone's read the profiles, we know there's a sword in your cane, Break. Hinata, he could pull off something like Alisha's death but not Gilbert's. These wouldn't be his victims either.
i choose you, sadie
Okay so, I think it's Sadie. Or Charlotte. Honestly, I don't care? If she killed my friends, she can go fuck herself.
[ but that aside, let's get to work. ]
Last night, before the pool closed someone -- who, like I said I think is Sadie -- broke the pool light and left it in the water for someone in the morning to check. Miata said if it was done Thursday night, it wouldn't be cleaned up. The moment the pool doors opened, whoever slipped inside and touched the water was out. It's the easiest way to murder someone, actually. Doesn't matter who the victim is, as long as they touch the water they're gone. I know not a lot of you know how electricity works, but if the pool was left electrified from ten to six, that's enough juice to knock out the power of the entire hotel, probably even the entire block if we're sharing power lines with our neighbors.
Alisha comes downstairs with her spear because she knows it's murder night in murder town, is prepared to defend herself and gets ready to find a body. Goes to the pool, sees the mannequin in there, touches the water, she's out. Entire body fried, done. Enter Gilbert. Gilbert comes downstairs, heads to the kitchen, gets to cooking because it's Gilbert and he does weird things when he's stressed like cook or smoke or be generally weird. Probably thought the murder already happened. Maybe he ran into Alisha first and she went to check while he went to the kitchen? I don't know. Either way, something makes him head over the pool.
Gilbert catches the killer in the act. This freaks out Sadie, our killer, because so far the murder has been simple -- just fish in a barrel. She doesn't have to actually attack someone but now? Shit's different. Sadie grabs the closest weapon, Alisha's spear, there's a struggle in the lobby where Gilbert loses his hand and his head and it's all a -- a mess.
[ a pause here and actually, he doesn't want to get too into the murder. everyone knows how it went down. ]
I'm singling Sadie out for multiple reasons. She's the only one with a shitty alibi. Are you guys saying someone can't do this all while drunk? Look at the path too the record store. She could've been swaying a little as she carried that head. Plus, there's the name change? My guess? She changed her name after killing some dude to honor her serial killer father. Like father like daughter, right? Alisha's murder ties into sloth, it makes sense. Gilbert's murder ties into being a secret freak who idolizes your serial killer dad. I know plenty about idolizing murderers, this kind of reeks of it if that's the case -- especially with the record store bullshit. It's all over the top and theatric, some shitty gift to someone and if it wasn't pride trying to honor their win, it was a girl trying to honor her dad.
[ and before he finally drops the mic, some more shit: ]
If you think she's too lazy to do this, you're a fucking idiot. Anyone can do anything if they have the right motivation. [ said like a guy who really knows it. ] For everyone else -- I thought it was Undyne at first because the evidence pointed at her, but it's also out of character for her along with the alibi. Undyne wouldn't kill anyone this dishonorably. If she got rid of her honor, maybe, yeah. But it's still... weird. Astrid has a shitty alibi too but she's the same as Undyne. If she was going to kill someone, it wouldn't have been like this. She has the means, the strength, the opportunity, but it's just not who Astrid is. A murder is always going to have a hint of someone's personality in it, this doesn't stink of Astrid at all. Hinata and I? We both have rock solid alibis and also, I'd be dead if it was Gilbert. Break has had so many chances to kill me since we found Gilbert, he just would've done it. Everyone's read the profiles, we know there's a sword in your cane, Break. Hinata, he could pull off something like Alisha's death but not Gilbert's. These wouldn't be his victims either.
[ FINALLY, HE'S DONE. ]
So, Sadie.