I don't lie. [ Not usually, anyway. She does it better now than she did at fifteen, but Astrid doesn't like doing it any more than she did then. ] And I'm a warrior. We're supposed to protect people weaker than us.

[ NO...NO OFFENSE? but you're def in that category, Jack. Y...ay? ]

Wait, skeletons? Are you sure they're not...dressing up?

[ THAT SOUNDS CRAZY? ]