[THIS IS HOW FAR HE'S FALLEN... A stranger offering to babysit him because his dumb ass forgets to eat. He raises his spatula-free hand in a polite "nope", shaking his head.]

I think I'll remember from this point on. Everything was just overwhelming this morning - I didn't go back to sleep after waking up the first time, so...

[He's tired and confused and hungry!!]