[ you have definitely found your chewtoy, morrigan. rhys just lets out a yelp as he connects with... nothing? and then just sort of blinks and holds the baton to his chest. ]

Okay, first of all. Bed chests? Haha, whaaaat. Lady, whaaaat? And uh, second. I tooootally didn't notice you were a woman. Just a... slightly threatening person coming up behind me? Not that... I wouldn't hit a woman too? If she deserved it? I mean, I'd hit both men and women. I'm free for all on the hitting thing when, uh, when hits are... deserved.

[ . . . ]

Actually, wait. I'm just not going to hit anyone.