[ After the exam room party does what it does best, all televisions in the hotel will turn on to static, waking up anyone still asleep. The calm, apathetic voice begins speaking: ]
A crime has been committed. Someone is now dead. Please rise, and investigate.
[ There's a pause. ]
Additionally, I have personally investigated Miss Sisuca's death. We have found the perpetrator, and appropriate actions have been taken. It will not happen again.
DIEDAY, DIEDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON DIEDAY
A crime has been committed. Someone is now dead. Please rise, and investigate.
[ There's a pause. ]
Additionally, I have personally investigated Miss Sisuca's death. We have found the perpetrator, and appropriate actions have been taken. It will not happen again.