[So...Papyrus is dead and that's a thing. A really terrible thing because the pure skeleton definitely did not deserve this. But since Faize doesn't often go up to the third floor, he hasn't realized that yet. He's far more concerned about a certain turtle who apparently decided that it would be a great idea to somehow disappear from Faize's room completely in the time it took him to brush his teeth this morning.]
[So he's running all over the hotel, half frantic as he searches just about anywhere he can think for this renegade turtle. Is she under the lobby chairs? Under the kitchen table? On top of the fridge (he has to stand on a chair to even see that high), maybe? In a decorative plant somewhere, perhaps? In one of the dryers??? WHERE DID SHE GO, DAMMIT.]
[Feel free to interrupt his frantic searching, even if this is probably a whole lot funnier without context. Though if he catches sight of you, he'll likely approach and ask:]
Have you seen Kamekichi anywhere this morning?
[UNLESS YOU'RE BREAK BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT. I'm sorry he isn't insensitive enough to make that joke.]
turtle, turtle, who's got the turtle... no, seriously, who gets temporary custody of her next, idk.
[So he's running all over the hotel, half frantic as he searches just about anywhere he can think for this renegade turtle. Is she under the lobby chairs? Under the kitchen table? On top of the fridge (he has to stand on a chair to even see that high), maybe? In a decorative plant somewhere, perhaps? In one of the dryers??? WHERE DID SHE GO, DAMMIT.]
[Feel free to interrupt his frantic searching, even if this is probably a whole lot funnier without context. Though if he catches sight of you, he'll likely approach and ask:]
Have you seen Kamekichi anywhere this morning?
[UNLESS YOU'RE BREAK BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT.
I'm sorry he isn't insensitive enough to make that joke.]