[Yes, a big thanks to Lithuania and Poland. Bleeding out slowly from the head would not have been a fun way to go. Even if he would have done so in Hinata's surprisingly macho arms. #MissedOpportunities]
...I'll try.
[LITHUANIA HAS GIVEN FAIZE A JOB. Countdown to Faize overexerting himself trying to remember and probably giving himself an aneurysm. Maybe there's still hope for a tragically romantic bromance death scene after all.]
[Faize doesn't resist scooped up, even if he wants to argue. His legs are still attached, you know! He can totally walk!! Maybe. With a little help.]
[...more like definitely with help. If you just threw his arm over your shoulder, Hinata, he could have managed just fine. But alright, fine. If you want to be a big, gay hero, you can princess carry him.]
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...I'll try.
[LITHUANIA HAS GIVEN FAIZE A JOB. Countdown to Faize overexerting himself trying to remember and probably giving himself an aneurysm. Maybe there's still hope for a tragically romantic bromance death scene after all.]
[Faize doesn't resist scooped up, even if he wants to argue. His legs are still attached, you know! He can totally walk!! Maybe. With a little help.]
[...more like definitely with help. If you just threw his arm over your shoulder, Hinata, he could have managed just fine. But alright, fine. If you want to be a big, gay hero, you can princess carry him.]