[It's better than smacking him around, at least. And it does kind of feel nice.]
...Legs?
[What legs. Actually...wait. Where did all this blood come from? Where even are w--oh my god there's the lower half of a human being on the other side of the teeter totter.]
[THIS THING REALLY IS A DEATH TRAP, HE KNEW IT.]
[All the color drains from Faize's face and he looks equal parts disoriented and horrified, eyes going wide.]
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[It's better than smacking him around, at least. And it does kind of feel nice.]
...Legs?
[What legs. Actually...wait. Where did all this blood come from? Where even are w--oh my god there's the lower half of a human being on the other side of the teeter totter.]
[THIS THING REALLY IS A DEATH TRAP, HE KNEW IT.]
[All the color drains from Faize's face and he looks equal parts disoriented and horrified, eyes going wide.]
Wh-wh--!?